Here's an article I read in The Onion last night.
Just another addition to my jar of reasons why I refuse to be a teacher for the rest of my life. (Any of yas out there hiring? I'm smart and catch on real quick).
Actually, thinking about that Onion article and teaching reminded me of my 12th grade English teacher, Mr. Segedy. The first day of class, he recited The Lord's Prayer in Old English. I'll never forget that: "Faeder Ure..."
He was a cool teacher. I remember he made really good sound effects. And when we were studying Shakespeare's Sonnet # 18, he asked the class "What could we say if we were comparing someone to a summer's day? What could we say about Alison?"
The guy sitting next to me (omigosh I had a huge crush on him) piped up with "She's hot?"
I did get hot that day. Hot and red in the face, but I was secretly delighted. See, I was such a geek in high school, and never got asked out, never got invited to parties (Hey DMU, remember OHAB? LOL), and I may not even have had my driver's license at that point.
But let's not forget what happened to the ugly duckling.
Anyhoo, three out of four of my high school English teachers were excellent. I hope that during my years of teaching, I affect some of my students in a positive way.
And not because I'm hot, either.
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Here are the links I wanted to add to this entry, but which kept turning my entire text into one big link full of HTML gibberish, so I took them out:
The Lord's Prayer in Old English
Sonnet # 18
I don't know why they're working here but not up there. I'm not going to try again. I've already spent way too much time fiddling with the damn things. It's time for me to get ready for work.
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