I went to the dentist today, because I have some issues with grinding, and I have a very sensitive spot in the gums above one molar. When I got home, I told Allan what the dentist had said, and he said "It sounds like you have the same problem I have."
We compared notes. I'll spare you the details; suffice it to say we do the exact same thing.
Allan said "I wonder if the cats have given us some disease?"
I replied, "What, like Feline Something Syndrome?"
He said, "Feline Frustration Syndrome!"
Then he said, "Otherwise known as," and in unison we yelled "For Fuck's Sake!"
Then we laughed. Maybe you had to be there.