The other day we were driving behind a huge pickup truck, a Ford F-350 —I think— in any case, it was so large it needed a double set of back tires. A pair of shiny silver testicles dangled from the hitch.
And I just sighed and thought it was an example of the worst and the best in this country. It's the worst because, just, eww. Nobody wants to see that, not even a shiny metal caricature of it. It's the best because some guy (it had to be a guy) had an idea and was able to see it through to actual sales. GO, AMERICA!
Allan (who gets props for the title of this post) could see the driver from his vantage point. He had a mullet.
So, you wanna see the photo or not? Because you know I took one.
Edit: The yeas have it. All three four of them. Photos after the jump.
Aaannnd, a bonus close-up:
Hugh betcha!
Posted by: bhd | November 09, 2009 at 16:30
YES, of course I do. We have some pick ups like that here and I can usually predict what kind of guy will be driving it. (either a mullet or a little tiny guy with short man syndrome) And probably a small you-know-what too but I'll pass on checking THAT out.
Posted by: Margaret | November 09, 2009 at 19:24
Of course we want the picture. And congratulations for finding something positive about the whole thing!
Posted by: Krazy Kitty | November 09, 2009 at 20:22
Oh, dear God. The future of America, ladies and gentlemen ...
I'm tellin' y'all, "Idiocracy" is here.
Posted by: Beth | November 09, 2009 at 22:14
Huh. I could have gone my whole life without seeing that guy's truck junk.
Posted by: bhd | November 09, 2009 at 22:50
Which makes you wonder why I asked you to post it, right?
Posted by: bhd | November 09, 2009 at 22:51
bhd- Totally.
Posted by: Alison | November 09, 2009 at 23:39
They are supposed to represent bull testicles. More often than not they will be spotted on a vehicle driven by a "redneck". One can usually spot a "git r done!" bumper sticker on the same truck.
Sigh.
Ha!
Posted by: Elle | November 10, 2009 at 03:44
you're making me homesick, *sigh*
Posted by: misschris | November 10, 2009 at 03:47
Hee hee...he said "Power Stroke."
Posted by: Joolie | November 10, 2009 at 12:36
I saw that in Olympia and was grossed out...thinking that there is no way I would ever want to be friends with the guy who was driving and then when I pulled along side of the driver and looked up there in the milehigh cab...it was a WOMAN! Go figure.
Posted by: Karan | November 10, 2009 at 14:32
Double eww. :P
Posted by: Kathryn | November 10, 2009 at 14:56
i've seen blue ones. and pink ones. and white ones.
Posted by: mari adkins | November 10, 2009 at 20:08
berck!
Posted by: poppy fields | November 11, 2009 at 01:16
Are you sure they aren't two pétanque balls? Maybe he's a secret francophile...
Posted by: Betty C. | November 12, 2009 at 00:04