The Bacon's Bacon

Our Bacon, who art in Bacon,
Bacon be thy Bacon.
Thy Bacon come.
Thy Bacon be done,
On Bacon as it is in Bacon.
Give us this Bacon our daily Bacon.
And Bacon us our Bacon,
As we Bacon those who Bacon against us.
And Bacon us not into Bacon,
But Bacon us from Bacon.
For thine is the Bacon,
and the Bacon, and the Bacon,
for Bacon and Bacon.

Bacon

Special thanks to MBE, who made this up.

Comments

[winter]

Bacon. Yes.

Indeed.

[Citronella]

Right on the day were I bought bacon for the first time in my life.

I usually eat it only at other people's or when out, because the thing drives me wild and I have the hardest time keeping my little chubby fingers off it.

But then there's this recipe I've always wanted to try that involves bacon.

So I bought some.

Hopefully the fact that it as to be cooked before use will put me off and I won't finish it overnight.

Other than that, I think "Bacon be thy Bacon" is my favorite verse. And also the whole thing reminds me of the Smurfs.

[LittleMike]

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!

I have two pork bellies in the freezer. In a few weeks, I make Bacon, and Bacon, oh, and maybe some more Bacon!

[Aly]

This is the first lol I've had in ages.
Who would've thought it'd be about bacon?

[jeorg]

sing it sister friend!

[Ruling Passion]

You have to see this clip-
http://www.glumbert.com/media/gaffiganbacon
Jim Gaffigan explains the magic of bacon!

[Michael C]

Oh bacon, how I love thee.
Greas-y,
crisp-y.

That was very bad. Fortunately, bacon is not!

[Calista]

Oh...my. I just laughed until I cried. Thank you :)