There is but one concern
I have just discovered:
Have you tried this thick pink goo?
If you've not, let me ask you
Could you eat it with a steak?
Would you try it on some cake?
Have you had it on some toast?
Would you like it that way most?
Please try just a small wee bit
This sweet cream cheese is the shit!
Apologies to Morrissey and Dr. Seuss.





I would not, could not on a chip.
I would not, could not instead of dip.
Posted by: Mist1 | January 08, 2007 at 00:56
I have, on a bagel.
I have, right on my finger.
I'm glad it wasn't on my toe,
or on my nose.
Posted by: The CEO | January 08, 2007 at 01:18
If I had some sure I'd eat it,
I agree it is the shiz-nit
Posted by: Catheroo | January 08, 2007 at 01:26
If I had some that fell off my plate
and onto my turgid cock,
I'd simply be forced to self-fellate:
If the door is shut, please knock.
Posted by: Thomas | January 08, 2007 at 07:39
yes i tried it, and it is yummy.
now I want some to put in my tummy.
there is not much cream cheese I dont like
with fruit mixed in its oh so right.
(i think thomas has issues though.)
Posted by: melanie | January 08, 2007 at 10:31
I have more issues than National Geographic.
Posted by: Thomas | January 08, 2007 at 16:20
pink and creamy, yes that's nice.
pass the toast, i'll have a slice.
Posted by: rebecca | January 08, 2007 at 20:12
And to think that you saw it on Mulberry Street.
Posted by: Karan | January 08, 2007 at 20:42
Non, merci.
Posted by: Margaret | January 08, 2007 at 23:23
Juste un coucou de Hanoi, Vietnam, pour te souhaiter la bonne annee. Soit belle...
Posted by: coldbear | January 09, 2007 at 06:20
Wishing to you and yours all the very best, for a Happy 2007!
Posted by: Sonia | January 09, 2007 at 10:07
It sounds quite good is what I think,
I lke it best because it's pink!
Posted by: Janet | January 12, 2007 at 10:19