Go Ahead, Make Me Laugh

Rachael Ray is on a television commercial, touting her mushroom dip and how good it tastes on a certain—

Allan [interrupting the ad and addressing Rachael Ray]: Oh, I hope you choke on your Triscuits!

Comments

[newwavegurly]

Okay, that really did make me laugh!

[Mist 1]

I choked on a Triscuit once. It may or may not have been to make a certain hottie perform the heimlich remover on me.

[Margaret]

I love Triscuits, but they are easy to choke on!

[Aimee]

I agree! I hope she choked on her triscuit. After not having American TV for over a year, while home I plopped down on my sister's couch to watch morning TV and turned on Rachel Ray. Holy cats, she's annoying! Her voice makes me want to cringe. I just wanted Bob Barker. No Rachel Ray!

[ally bean]

From Allan's lips to God's ear. She drives me nuts and now her image is all over the Kroger cracker aisle so I have to see her there.

[rebecca]

i once had a drunken foolish moment that involved a triscuit. unfortunately, this is a moment some of my friends from long ago won't let me forget.

rachel ray. her laugh AND her talking voice make me cringe. i think that some people will start calling her the anti-christ and leave martha stewart alone.

[booby gonzales]

yes! i encountered this woman for the first time a few weeks ago when i happened across her debut show on late night television.

i was initially intrigued by this new personality, and then became quickly discouraged. i'm so glad i can choose not to see her or hear her!

go, triscuit, go!

[ms. sizzle]

ha ha ha!

[Calista]

She is annoying, isn't she? She sounds like an extremely excited car saleswoman.

[token]

Damn, and I was eating some smoked salmon on a triscuit while I was reading this post!

[Neil]

He sounds like my kind of guy. I also talk back to the TV.

[The CEO]

Could you please pass some brie, a beer, another beer, some more brie, a hamburger, a roll, some catsup, some sliced onion, a little Swiss cheese, and some chocolate. And maybe a steak, and some roast duck, in duck fat, with friend potatoes also in duck fat.....I just get hongry sometimes, you know.

[Mot]

What? Allan doesn't like Rachel??!?? Pah-leeezz! lol. She is just entirely Yum-o! lol.

okay, i'll shut up now. ;)

[daphne]

that is so funny i thought I was the only one who felt that way. I have had enough of Rachel Ray....she can't cook

[ResearchGuy®]

I have to laugh everytime I am in the cracker aisle and I see Rachel Ray on a box of Cheese Nips. I know - I need help.

[Anne]

I had the disappointment, recently, of walking down the cookbook isle at the BAM sotre only to find her cheesy smile blasted at me with each new section "quick meals", "holidays", "desserts",!!!!! Not to mention her omnipresence in every.food.magazine.section! My gosh, is she the only person who has food ideas? What is cooking in America coming to? Allan, I heart your comment!