I'm not kidding. Love. It. My favorite use for mayo is fry-dippin'! (I know half of you are out there saying "Fries dipped in mayonnaise? Ewwwwww!")
Why the post about mayonnaise? Well, I thought about my X as I was making lunch for myself. I was scooping avocado into my salad, and I remembered how the X always ate his avocados.
He would fill the hollows in each half of his avocado with mayonnaise. Dollop, dollop. And I would shudder when I saw him eat it. (Here's where I say "Ewwww!")
I love mayo, I love avocados, but the two together? Nope. Not gonna do it.
It's a mouthfeel thing.