Keyword Searches And What They Say About Me

For the past week I've been copy/pasting the keyword searches in my stats. 

Here's a sampling:

• oops i popped my zits.. what now
• i still pick my nose
• pierce bare midriff photos   (Look!  ------>)
• speedmeter boxcar - forum - forums (WTF?)

• french pharmacies
• fibonacci
• snl mow (sic) cowbell video clip
• everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten image
• boy lets mom paint his toenails
• holly hobby sleeping bag
• herby and clothes rack
• smallville ikea
• cunni pic (and this, from the Islamic Republic of Iran)
• obnoxious rachael ray
• eating boogers
• elvis is alive
• nail polish wart
• salicylic acid for tattoo removal
• allan tattoo

The winner?  In this random survey of keywords, the phrase "super ass" came up 11 times.  And I have only copied three or four keyword searches, of about 10 keywords each.
I'm number three on a Google search for super ass.  It can't get much better than that, can it? 

Comments

[Thomas]

Well, you do have a super ass, don'tcha? Oh... You were referring to your ex's penchant for creating silly names for establishments...

I still say your ass is pretty sweet...

[bhd]

Fibonacci? Hmmm. I don't remember that.

[Stephanie]

Those are great. My favorite search for me is "nasty mom." huh??

[madame l.]

you really don't want to see the keyword searches that lead people to my blog. trust me.