This Gator has far too many e-mail accounts. I really don't need them all. Really, I don't. There are two that I check every day; the others I just check whenever I remember to. Well. HA! I bet you haven't had 49 spams (do we say spams?) in one unchecked inbox. There were 8 others in one that I check everyday, and I've been meaning to read through the names, just to see if there were any blog-worthy ones.
You bet your bippy there were. (I mean, come on! 57 spam messages? How could there not be? Do you think there were any from Teresa Heinz? sorry....bad joke)
Check them out:
Zachariah Proctor
Dora Driver
Irma Pratt
Liliana Best
Duane Hoover
Gina Nickerson
Lula Frost
Aurora Bean
Frankie Fournier
Sheldon Stiles
Desmond Sparks
Ileana Cheek
Aurelio Darling
My favorite among the 57 varieties?
Polydeukes Geary





Desmond Sparks sound like an interesting guy.
Posted by: Amber | April 01, 2005 at 19:08
I've had spam from some of those! World-class spam.....
Posted by: beetilda | April 01, 2005 at 22:59
Yes, but have you had any big black cocks? Spam, I mean.
Posted by: bhd | April 02, 2005 at 00:38
Here's one from my inbox this morning:
"Helios Calloway". I'm considering a name change.
Posted by: jon | April 02, 2005 at 11:07